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By unluckydude - 29/06/2013 22:19 - Colombia - Tunja

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By check your husband! - 04/01/2023 09:00

Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML

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By ballnchain - 30/03/2010 16:04 - United States

Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 08:01 - Australia - Vermont

Today, while out shopping, my fiancé started talking to a cashier in a flirty manner as if I wasn't there, and casually referred to me as his housemate. I felt my heart break, but I'm too weak to bring it up with him. FML

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Rubbing it in, Sharon

By single and not mingling - 04/06/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 10:21

Why would that be a joke? People are so messed up sometimes.

trixy12 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:24

What the hell? Oh I'm cheating on you with my coworker, hahaha. I don't get it.

Comments

lvg_fml 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:26

Did you ? If you knew she was married and you did it then YDI.

oh_lordy_me 18

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:29

Your co-worker has a strange sense of humor

Vidimus 13

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:48

But did you, OP? That's the difference between FYL and YDI.

ElTigre995 4

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:53

YLS for your coworker doing that, but don't be a pussy.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:29

There is a very real possibility that OP will be seriously assaulted by an enraged, cuckolded husband. Being concerned about his own well being doesn't make OP a pussy.

courtneybelle718 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:49

But did she cheat on him with OP? Or was it a joke entirely?

luismig2 2

Monday 1 July 2013 2:41

damn OP, how jacked is the other guy?

xKeroseneHearts 9

Monday 1 July 2013 4:18

Sorry!! I accidentally hit YDI. You definitely don't deserve that!!

vanessa09865 23

Monday 1 July 2013 4:38

This is something I've never understood: your partner cheats on you and you go after the one they cheated with? NO, you get pissed at your partner for cheating on you! Who cares who they cheated with? As long as it wasn't like family or friends. You shouldn't fear for your life; and how could she joke about cheating on her husband? He SHOULD get pissed at HER, not you. Sorry OP, whether you did or not, YLS.

aniluapss 9

Monday 1 July 2013 16:54

What's so funny about that??

snailbait 2

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:43

Take it as a compliment. If she's hot then at least make it worth ur trouble and make it true. After all she already told him and he won't believe her if she says it's all a hoax.