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By unluckydude - 29/06/2013 22:19 - Colombia - Tunja

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By check your husband! - 04/01/2023 09:00

Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML

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By ballnchain - 30/03/2010 16:04 - United States

Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 08:01 - Australia - Vermont

Today, while out shopping, my fiancé started talking to a cashier in a flirty manner as if I wasn't there, and casually referred to me as his housemate. I felt my heart break, but I'm too weak to bring it up with him. FML

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Rubbing it in, Sharon

By single and not mingling - 04/06/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 10:21

Why would that be a joke? People are so messed up sometimes.

trixy12 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 10:24

What the hell? Oh I'm cheating on you with my coworker, hahaha. I don't get it.

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rivaraven 35

Sunday 30 June 2013 11:03

That woman has some ****** up sense of humor.

Original_Outcast 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 11:12

You thought it would be funny to tell her husband that you caught her cheating on him, but not with you right?

Olympiakos10 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:38

Are you dumb?

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:12

SHE thought it would be funny to tell her husband she cheated on him with OP. I really shouldn't have had to clear that up, but there ya go.

Pordexel 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 17:23

Keep living by your name.

Evie_fml 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 11:47

At least once a week I like to pull the old break-your-husband's-heart prank! Such a classic.

jw90 18

Sunday 30 June 2013 12:34

That's messed up. I'd tell him the truth an hopefully he'll believe you.

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 12:56

That sounds like a weird situation. I smell something fishy.

AngelSpit 18

Sunday 30 June 2013 14:18

OP's Coworker: Holy crap! I have a healthy marriage in this day and age... something must be done to remedy this!!!

hannahsnyder69 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 14:28

Well it makes her look bad for cheating. That's just a screwed up situation

rec_chem 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 14:36

Ydi. Wuss.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 June 2013 14:42

No matter a joke or not that's not a good thing to do...

markuskind 7

Sunday 30 June 2013 15:14

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