Today, my cat said farewell and died. He went up in my face,...

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By Ubehage - 29/10/2023 05:31 - Denmark - Risskov

Today, my cat said farewell and died. He went up in my face, demanding some love. Then he went over to his pillow, laid down and stopped breathing. FML

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Monday 30 October 2023 0:30

i hope you gave him some love 🥺🥺🥺

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Monday 30 October 2023 0:30

i hope you gave him some love 🥺🥺🥺

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