By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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voodoocheese 0

surely you were wearing one at the time?

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

The boys will be ecstatic. :]

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JokeMeister 0

make him sew ALL of them back together. make him think that that was unfunny.

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ig4f 0

shove his toothbrush in dog shit. Little bitch, he probably wanted a peek.

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ShreddedPecker 2

Well of course he wanted a peek. All guys do. Duh...

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gamergirlx12_fml 0

There's an awesome invention called a sewing machine. I guess you've never heard of it...

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QueenSaru 28

Or for us old people, a needle and thread. XD

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laxman47 0

atleast the boys will pay attention to you some more now hahahaha

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sammy259 3

1. dont get horny 2. let every one see your ******* popping out your shirt i would go for number 2 but thats just me

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LDloodle 2

cut the big toe out of all his socks

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Sammara 0

It's really too bad that you have absolutely no friends in the world. If you did, one of them/one of their parents would probably be willing to take you to the store.

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IHeartJimi02 0

She might not have a job. I'm assuming that the reason why they have to wait 3 days is because that's when the mother gets paid. who knows?

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JeepGuy88 0

I hope you have nice boobies to show off

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