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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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voodoocheese 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

surely you were wearing one at the time?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

The boys will be ecstatic. :]

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Monday 2 May 2011 2:49

Just pray it doesn't get cold... / >_>

daejaimani 0

Monday 2 May 2011 2:58

u better staple it or sew it back together!

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 2 May 2011 3:02

Borrow your mom's...?

ShreddedPecker 2

Monday 2 May 2011 3:04

Well maybe your daddy is willing to go to Victoria's Secret and by his little girl a dozen?

cheyAnn 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:09

Learn to sew!

LiptonCB 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:12

none of your male friends will mibd

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 2 May 2011 3:17

Set his underwear and ALL of his stuff on fire. That'll teach him to mess with you. >:D

ShreddedPecker 2

Monday 2 May 2011 4:11

Then her brother will start wearing her panties...

sucksforya 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:20

get revengee!

oliveindamiddle 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:24

staple it, i don't know haaha

kourtney12302 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:25

sweater, jacket, anything?

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