Health: Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By damnitsam - 06/08/2017 20:00

Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By blackchin III - 20/06/2014 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

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Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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Brotherly love

By Foodcomesfirst - 24/11/2009 20:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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kittenmeownyan 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:09

Being hit in the throat would be anyone's weakness. Hope you're okay op

ocramavaf 15

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:15

find out his with a kick to the nuts

Comments

bredahl 26

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:52

Don't piss your brother off ever again, and pray to God he'll forget your weakness.

Wizardo 33

Saturday 23 February 2013 13:01

Sounds like the beginning of a poorly dubbed kung fu movie... or a porno :/

GothickNihilist 15

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:20

What kind of ****** up porno begins with siblings assaulting each other?

Wizardo 33

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:36

Have you ever watched hentai? Yeah, you know shit is ****** up...

bReLiNg 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 13:38

Did he swirl his cape around and make a dramatic exit as well?

Always_Me7 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 13:46

Toe pog him in the shin

MmaStar12 3

Wednesday 13 March 2013 20:04

WTF is toe pog??

perdix 29

Saturday 23 February 2013 13:58

That's everyone's weakness -- look up Dwayne Bobbick.

lonerbitch 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 14:01

Kill him tonight.

WrongRomance 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 14:53

..."accidentally"

Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 14:59

You should go up to his room and say "Just FYI, I know your weakness too..." Then leave him to wonder what crazy plan you have in mind, and let it drive him insane.