Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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It's not me, it's you

By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

Spicy

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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babybubz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...

bigpapi210 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

well more likely he's gay.

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Hunter3365 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:36

Dump the idiot

Hunter3365 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:41

y can't i c my comments on here FML.

LucyStraw 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:19

Tell him you're having a problem with staying wet because of his limp dick. FYL

erjaguam 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:22

he blames you for not being able to keep it up? you know, he is just in denial of his ED.

baybran12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:49

at least he's honest?

muppemupp 1

Monday 15 March 2010 1:07

YDI for not being attractive enough.

Raschoc 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:26

f***d up!

lindseypaige338 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:47

either dump him or do something to change your look... work out or color your hair or something

tease 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:26

Damn... that is so wise... you really think a different hair color will spice up a relationship if the guy is sick of her? At least suggest an extreme make over :)

kaitlinQ 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:19

what is wring with all of you u r retarted

tease 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:21

Both of you are ****** up! One can not keep an erection and the other one can't do anything to help him keep an erection... haha... That's a serious problem in your relationship...

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