Transportation, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking...

By GAGirl1 - 01/05/2014 21:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 11:58 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By neelloc83 - 02/03/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said "We're not ready for our table yet". Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend who I've met several times. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By Username - 09/03/2011 10:04

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By sociallyawkward - 26/03/2014 18:06 - United Kingdom - Egham

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to, and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

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Friday 2 May 2014 7:15

Hey India could be fun! Just try not to get lost or kidnapped. Of course I don't know how you'll drive across the ocean but, meh, thats all just logistics

Destroyer_2_2 15

Friday 2 May 2014 7:13

wow what an idiot

Comments

underthesea12 24

Friday 2 May 2014 9:39

Bring a snorkel!

kl08 12

Friday 2 May 2014 9:56

hopes hes more beautiful than he is an idiot...

an3ph 20

Friday 2 May 2014 10:26

That's going to be a long trip, and you're going to drown.

blackonblight 32

Friday 2 May 2014 10:54

That or it's going to be a short trip because he has a hovercar.

avapaige1234 19

Friday 2 May 2014 11:43

I sure hope that your boyfriend is not a 5 year old kid.

MadmanOZ 10

Saturday 3 May 2014 20:07

five year olds would know that india and bangladesh are on a different continent!

Corbane11 16

Friday 2 May 2014 12:11

I hope he has a jesus fish sticker on his car, better chance of getting there

rjt93 18

Friday 2 May 2014 12:31

I am from India, Riding here quiet good if you are an aggressive driver(very aggressive).... And many roads are not good they are bone crushing massagers.... good luck I think you start a new Movie TAKEN IN INDIA (help).