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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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You deserved it 3 175

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 18:30

Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 258

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By SingleSara. - 02/03/2010 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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You deserved it 3 416

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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tikimuppet 11

Friday 6 November 2009 12:25

Is he still ten or something?

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 12:24

Weak!

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hbgoddard 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:02

I love how this is worded.

pcakewafflebacon 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:25

what a pussy. be glad he isn't your boyfriend anymore

EmoKidsFail 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:48

I bet you're 11 years old. don't worrry things will get better.

NumberZine 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:17

YOU DESERVE IT FOR DATING YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND. P.S. PRONOUNS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:20

FYL. but you need to word this better.

isabellarose 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 2:33

what a wimp. be a freaking man. good that he's gone =]

ihatestupidppl 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 7:44

I think it's safe to assume that all 4 parties involved are between the ages of 10 and 12.

luella_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:13

WOW! good things he's gone. what a b**ch!!! : P

FAMOUSE123321 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:16

this is confusing

HighLife19 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:22

Get a guy with a pair of balls.

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Same thing different taste

Bad omen

Nice victim blaming, dude

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