By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

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Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
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Welshite 39

I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

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Solano2580 24

Its not cheating, a mechanical phallic shaped, battery powered device is not living, nor does it have a labedo, ergo its not cheating, besides in his logic each time he jacked off it would mean having sex with someone else too

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baconofthepan 7

If that's cheating than so is jerking off

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flower_pow27 13

I think you deserved it. I mean, toys are not something to play with!!!

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annoyedperson 25

he's a snooper how long were you in the bathroom for him to find it or what if it was his and he said it was yours

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DocDet 7

"How dare you see Skynet while we're a thing."

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