Love: Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 22:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML

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By frustrated girlfriend - 29/12/2016 03:30 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 20:01

Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML

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By Guyinstructor - 06/05/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML

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By millie219 - 13/08/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By rissalynn - 15/07/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML

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Clean

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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Saturday 22 January 2011 1:16

Talk to your boyfriend about it. You don't have to put up with that. If he doesn't believe his beloved mother would act like that just hide a video camera somewhere.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:13

Well, that sucks. MILs are a bitch. Stand up for yourself if your work is that important.

Comments

Buggi_fml 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:54

Why the **** is she living with you all??? Ydi for allowing that to happen

sparta98 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 2:07

You're dating your boyfriend, not her. Let her know that.

underguarded 20

Saturday 22 January 2011 2:13

Kick her out. is it not YOUR house? she should repect you or move out

SirEBC 7

Saturday 22 January 2011 2:13

Stomp the bitch out. Problem solved. You're welcome.

damnalltheasshol 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:00

she's a bitch politely kick her out or complain about how she has no life till she does

rawrcookiemonste 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:02

just tell her you need it to be quite to workkk .. ahhaah

motero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:06

tell ur bf dat if she talks shit next time, ur not gona hold back. shhhiiittt..f dat. taking all dat shit

salexh1995 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:06

thats whren u say cook ur own damn food shut the hell up and u say stuff like that again u can get the **** out and find ur own house

TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:16

what a bitch. sorry OP :/

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:17

Nah, son. That's a fight in my hood! No bitch be talkin' schmack like dat in ma house. Gettin' ****** up fo dat shit maine. Dats some straight up disrespect mayne. I won't take dat shit. Well, anyways im just trollin'. If you can't understand anything up there then I'll break it down for you. Basically im saying that you shouldn't take that shit from an inlaw. You should either gain her respect or leave the relationship/accept that crap for years, just like Kayak said.