By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.

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91hayek 31

That was his mom's plan all along. Operation Revulsion is a success!!

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violentc 4

Well tell him he's putting to muck on

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JMor52 7

Tell him to switch to old spice. The commercials say it all

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angryclouds 15

Axe is not a substitute for taking a shower. I really hope that's not the problem here.

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kat_moore15 12

The bad thing is when guys put on cologne and you not only can smell it but also taste it.

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Epikouros 31

Yeah, I hate it when you lick a guy's armpits and you taste deodorant... Oh wait, I guess you didn't mean that.

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Dark_Zekrom 21

You should ask your parents for an axe when it comes around to your birthday.

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ninety 25

Yeah, but normally the axe smell mixes with the BO smell, especially with the spray.

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JazNim17 18

I think I could handle B.O. better than Axe. Axe doesn't cover the smell, it blends and creates an even funkier smell.

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martin8337 35

I always thought that Axe was supposed to draw the women to the men. I wouldn't know, because I don't use male perfume, just deodorant. .

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