Love: Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie...

By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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Another one bites the dust

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 22:00

Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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Monday 21 January 2013 2:02

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.

sarbear293 4

Monday 21 January 2013 2:02

Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?

Comments

sofia2012 4

Monday 21 January 2013 4:39

Maybe that was his way of dumping you?

ksks1234 33

Monday 21 January 2013 5:09

A face tattoo is still a psycho way to dump someone.

SpideyRules 9

Monday 21 January 2013 4:48

FHL (**** His Life) He's obviously got major attachment issues and now he has a permanent reminder of you...

AshleyAndAshli 9

Monday 21 January 2013 5:08

Hey baby, I got a tattoo of your face, on my face.

SamCat 21

Monday 21 January 2013 5:34

I had an ex who would show up looking for me every couple of months with roses. We dated in high school! Anyways, 'til this day I am terrified of him. Don't be like me OP. This guy is not all there in his head.

sens3sfailing 24

Monday 21 January 2013 5:41

it never said they met 3 days ago or just started flirting 3 days ago or whatever. then the comment could make sense. in this context though, you are just an idiot.

natalia7x 3

Monday 21 January 2013 5:45

Jesus Christ, I can't believe people like this guy actually exists

StanSmith2013 26

Monday 21 January 2013 5:51

How comes everyone has a stalker but me? It's just like I have never broken a bone either so I have no idea what the to feel like!

katties 27

Monday 21 January 2013 11:43

I have had a few stalkers. When it's just mild thing where they're looking at you from far away or trying to be the same place as you are, it's pretty OK, especially if they're the same age as you. I also have one that I definitely don't like. It's a black man from north Africa that has problems with his legs. He's about 20 years older than me and I get quite scared every time I see his friends looking at me because he once stopped me on the street and wanted me to marry him... it may be paranoid, but I'm actually a bit afraid of his friends kidnapping me... he's been stalking me for about 7 years now and it's really no fun. It's basically a person that I don't want to talk to, but that wants to talk with me, who is way too old for me, who I'm avoiding, and it's nothing to brag about to your friends either - you don't feel proud for having a stalker - you feel scared...