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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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AliceSaysFYL 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:25

YDI for paying for him

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:25

He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!

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NoWittyNames 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:26

38 Stop ******* hating on justin bieber I don't like him much either but I don't go criticizing people. I see why your name is Ignorance.

Hwikek 2

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:37

"Is it true?"-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy

GeminiDragon 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:39

serves you rigth YDI .... dating a loser who gets himself thrown in jail ...paying for his lawyer........ i am wondering if you have the word welcome permanently tattooed on your back....... Why not l;ook for someone who is a decent sort( oh yeah i forgot yuou women only tend to date losers who will use you , abuse you , and throw you away...) I say serves you right..... maybe next time you will find yourself someone who is not a selfish moron...

GeminiDragon 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:40

#40..... YDI for taking back the comment ...you had it right the first time....

maalicious 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:16

ydi for having a boy friend

hedgerow 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:40

YDI for trusting a criminal!

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:46

your cat is cute. :D

DearLar 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:47

he used you /:

Sparkiee93 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:47

What have we learned OP?

perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:22

At least you and the expensive lawyer have one thing in common: Neither of you could get your boyfriend off!

rebbee 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 13:44

Win!!!!!!

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Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML

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Today, I reluctantly went to a family get together. My nosy aunt decided to try to lecture me on why I should spank my kids. That’s great coming from a woman who was a teen mom, had kids with 3 different guys, and now has grown kids that hate her guts. Yeah I truly need lessons on how to be a mom. FML

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Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML

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