By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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dylanice 3

Sorry but dogs have a good sense of character... your dog will stay with you for up to 15 years and sadly the boyfriend is unlikely to do the same

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nastyness 0

Next time he does that, turn the dog around...and videotape for blackmail purposes...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Your boyfriend is a dick to want your dog put down for his own stupid mistake. He got drunk and mistook the dog for you, which isn't saying much about him. I'd dump him for being so stupid and then for insisting the dog be put down. Put him down instead!

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klander24 0

our comment :I'd ditch the @sshole boyfriend.

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Do0ks 0

ha, sorry but your boyfriend is retarded.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Tell him to get a grip. If he wasn't such a drunk ass that wouldn't have happened. Maybe you should have him put down.

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Pendragon525 0

It's not the dog's fault this guy is an idiot. How did he think the dog was going to respond? Putting the dog to sleep for merely defending itself against a morin attack would be amoral, and I sincerely hope you have more sense than that.

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