By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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catsie_fml 14

This doesn't sound like a big deal and shouldn't even be considered an FML because it does sound pretty realistic.

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Ceejay1 13

haha,he tried to make it sound good..

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depressingbunny 6

They do technically become slugs because they are a snail without a shell. So how are you messing with him exactly? Just curious.

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Neyuu 18

A snail cannot separate from its shell. It would just die.

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jenn1808 16

That's like saying I technically become homeless when I leave my house for work.

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BananEnigma 24

I can't believe how incredibly stupid this comment is....

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amifaiyaz 12

He just didn't want to look stupid in front of you.

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jonha21 11

Yupp another 1 of the Lost Fked upp Generation. They should all starting a Show Called #Lost Long live the 90s :)

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pattayarick 8

So, it turns out that he is a 'tard. I hope that he's sterile.

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jw90 18

Well I can see his reasoning. Even tho snails aren't slugs they do look like them when they are out of their shell.

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cottoncandymango 17

I'm interested in knowing what school he even attended. Sounds fictional.

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