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By MissTrix - 29/10/2010 00:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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Hissy fit incoming!

By bad friend - 22/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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Love isn't…

By bruh - 20/07/2019 06:20

Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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Red flags popping up all over the place

By Jackie - 01/10/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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Emrysa 1

Friday 29 October 2010 8:34

Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.

I_am_that_guy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:37

the best friend sounds cooler than the bf

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Friday 29 October 2010 17:19

awesome!

ksm80128 0

Friday 29 October 2010 17:33

win! that guy sounds awesome!! haha

some1azn 0

Friday 29 October 2010 17:40

lol, that's how guys handle it. if it's not Halo its Call of Duty. :)

viper2kus 0

Friday 29 October 2010 17:43

hahahahahahahahahahaha that's good stuff

mexipunker 0

Friday 29 October 2010 17:46

Sounds like you best friend is more willing to "fight" for you then your boyfriend is.

travis1980___ 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:04

Attention all women: Your boyfriend is guaranteed to hate your "male best friend", guaranteed. Nuff said.

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Friday 29 October 2010 19:48

not true

Squander 3

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:02

your innacuracy is tragic

hotrod54chevy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:49

This is a stupid FML. Quit wasting our time.

hotrod54chevy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:51

This is a stupid FML. Quit wasting our time.

marinarocks25 0

Friday 29 October 2010 18:57

haha

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Friday 29 October 2010 19:31

lol win

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