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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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Argumental_Rhino 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:11

What an asshole. Poor dog also.

b0ngs 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:23

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wildfiresgirl 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 7:50

That is so ironic because we use the acronym "CYA" where I work which means, "Cover Your Ass" hahaha

jackson41 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 8:07

Fy dogs life. Poor puppy. Nasty dude! B glad he is gone!

AugustBurnsToast 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 8:11

How creative and assholish of him

canzonetta 16

Thursday 16 February 2012 9:38

Poor dog!

Adula 14

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:19

He's an asshole. You should be glad you're no longer with him, now you can find someone better.

Gandretti 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:01

Thats messed up. What a dick

BaconBoy75 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:09

CYA=cover your ass? Perhaps I'm too old.

Crollo 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:42

CYA as in "See ya later"

FMyDave 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 21:53

That dog must've been drugged or lazy as **** for him to be able to cut that in a dogs hair.

Joey01616 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:21

Gather up piles of your dogs poo and stack it on his front door saying "OK"

ironwolf56 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 23:34

Sounds like your boyfriend has some issues; probably saved you some stress all this. Sorry about your dog though.

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