Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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KawaiiRoxas 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:29

haha, my girlfriend loves that guy. XD

fbirem 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:30

Get the Ice Cream Man involved, then your boyfriend won't have to leave to talk to him.

bananaface7 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:30

I feel like I would do that. I'd probably get all excited and look @ my boyfriend and be like "Can we PLEASE get icecrea?" baha

sharpe15 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:32

like you don't like ice cream more than making out.

14nickel 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:33

Im a guy, and would totally do that.

pirates_go_yarrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:33

Sometimes, Ice cream > sex.

trackrunner525 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:34

lmao, #15...its ice cream...the girls still gonna be there when he gets back (hopefully :-P)...but if he waits the ice cream man will go away

Meowff 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:35

LOL! I'd be cracking up, and I'd get my clothes on and run after him. Idiot, this isn't an FML!

hiimnatalie 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:36

your bf is adorable.

zander09 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:36

Do him less often. He'll appreciate you more.

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