Animals, Poopoo peepee, Cats and Breakfast: Strange domestic arrangement

Strange domestic arrangement

By Mike - 24/05/2021 13:59

Today, because I wanted to let my cat have his breakfast before I used the bathroom, which is also his dining room, I learned that when your day starts with shitting your pants, things can only get better from there. FML

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You deserved it 930

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 5 831

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 305

By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 163

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 958

Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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You deserved it 5 975

By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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You deserved it 7 656

Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

Precision strike

By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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You deserved it 232

By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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You deserved it 931

peterblackmer91 12

Monday 24 May 2021 20:27

So you preferred to shit your pants rather than use your bathroom? wtf??

Ambrily 27

Monday 24 May 2021 20:33

Is it really necessary that the cat eats in the bathroom, and alone?

Comments

peterblackmer91 12

Monday 24 May 2021 20:27

So you preferred to shit your pants rather than use your bathroom? wtf??

Ambrily 27

Monday 24 May 2021 20:33

Is it really necessary that the cat eats in the bathroom, and alone?

DoctorPALO 14

Tuesday 25 May 2021 3:12

YDI. Plain and simple, the cat will survive until you use the bathroom.

bleachedraven 14

Tuesday 25 May 2021 3:19

🤣YDI

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Tuesday 25 May 2021 7:19

You shouldn't make your cat eat in the bathroom, that's disgusting.

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Wednesday 26 May 2021 11:23

I cannot imagine ******** my pants while delicately waiting for my kitty to eat. I can only imagine ******** my pants if I am stuck in locked up traffic, etc!