Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes,... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

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Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:36

lol ur bf is hilarious!

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taylorsaurous 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:22

I wouldn't mind that.. haha I think it's kinda random and cute... Just as long as it wasn't everytime. hahaa

777_alex_777 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:56

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD that was the funniest thing ive heard all day!! awkward and vaguely disturbing, but not really an FML hilarious tho XD

Fateless_Fighter 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:03

I bet you made almost every person who read this day.!!!!!!!! hahah

Noxx_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:07

Your boyfriend might just be the coolest person I've heard of on this site. Marry him.

Jaina_APO 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:32

that is amazing.

scandalousgirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:44

WTF?!

missmishi08 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:46

LOL i love your boyfriend can we have his number!! lol

miley_baby 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:54

I WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO DO THIS! THIS IS ******* AMAZING!!! I EMAILED THIS LINK TO HIM SO HE WOULD GET THE IDEA HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE THAT! WIN WIN WIN A THOUSAND TIMS WIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDD

imalionrawr010 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:56

That's cute. Corny yes, but cute :D

Freed0mfr1es 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:05

awesome..

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