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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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Boom, headshot

By oof - 09/07/2020 23:01

Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 23:16

Pow, right in the kisser!

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:31

He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...

Comments

me33_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:37

YDI for having the gun loaded cocked and not having the safety on

danbo659 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:38

Are you sure he "accidently" pulled the trigger?

Got_any_grapes1 4

Friday 3 June 2011 5:00

Hunters these days. Those rednecks should have learned after Dick Cheney's friend shot him in the face. But... I doubt that was on accident ;)

balex_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:02

that's why they make a safety button on guns..

raebelle 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:17

my rifle doesnt have a safety lock.. and he was holding it and i went to adjust the gun and i was kneeling and i guess he didnt hear me yellin at him when i was walking up and pulled the trigger while i was on my knee adjusting his form

CasualZombie 6

Friday 3 June 2011 5:35

BOOM HEADSHOT.

cassywaffles 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:40

that's gotta hurt!

w12345 2

Friday 3 June 2011 6:02

you must be a crappy teacher for that to happen...practice some gun safety next time?

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 3 June 2011 6:06

You can most definitely teach someone on a loaded gun. They just have to be responsible enough to handle it. My fiancé is a city boy and my friends (who have 30+ guns) and I have been teaching him and we've always used loaded guns. We're smart enough to use the safety though. And not all rifles bigger than a .22 kick. We were shooting a pretty hefty deer rifle one day that had the same kick of a .22. Gaw now I need to go shooting. Thanks guys.