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By uhmhaicats - 30/04/2016 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took our dog on a generous walk. When we got back he said he had lost his keys. I suggested he left them inside. He refused to believe so while throwing a fit and made us go back on the walk. No luck so he climbs through the window and they were on the table. Fml

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GokuSS400 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:37

Perfect moment for an "I told you so"

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GokuSS400 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:37

Perfect moment for an "I told you so"

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