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By Humpday - 29/05/2016 21:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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withered 30

Monday 30 May 2016 11:56

When people behave so irrational I can't help but think it's their guilt speaking.

MDoremis 38

Monday 30 May 2016 14:04

No, no. It's Tuesday so you can get through hump day smoothly.

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Zmanryan3 9

Monday 30 May 2016 15:06

Shave his legs and she what she says.

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 30 May 2016 16:45

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 31 May 2016 6:34

Please update to English ver 3.14159

PenguinsLaugh 24

Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:41

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PenguinsLaugh 24

Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:41

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Goblin182 26

Monday 30 May 2016 16:54

My wife did the same to me because I shave my face on a Tuesday.

dontknow1 19

Monday 30 May 2016 17:02

That's a strange reason to break up with somebody. He is being immature.

Arkham_Callabero 15

Monday 30 May 2016 18:11

Nowhere does it say that they broke up

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 30 May 2016 19:13

Wild leap. How dare you break up with them, OP.

dcats 13

Monday 30 May 2016 19:18

I cheated on my gf just to shave my face on Tuesday

JazzyLemons 8

Monday 30 May 2016 19:26

Let's hope he's not projecting...

larkspur15 2

Monday 30 May 2016 19:50

doesn't sound like a relationship based on trust and mutual respect. be careful op, he sounds really jealous and controlling

doddz69 8

Monday 30 May 2016 20:15

You know, not everyone who suspects their partner is cheating is a cheat with guilt issues. Could it be that something like this has happened to them before and they are just realising the signs? Or could it be that they are just having a rough time emotionally and it's leaving them drained, insecure, freaking out because they know they have a good thing and are terrified to lose it? I've seen so many FML's that I've wanted to comment on, but I can't help but to relate to the op's other half. Personally I think they just need a bit of time, care, consideration, and hell, perhaps just a compliment or a thank you for a mundane task.

peckerbeak22 14

Monday 30 May 2016 20:42

My whole life has been a lie

waleedma 18

Monday 30 May 2016 21:33

Why? When do you normally shave them?

haddiej 21

Monday 30 May 2016 22:42

Hmm... You sound a little bitter.

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