Work: Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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Larawk 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 22:15

The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro

winnerme123 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 22:16

Go buy a wig then train yourself.

Comments

my2centsworth 15

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:40

Did you tell him you are the long-haired girly-looking idiot?

JustFMLME 7

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:13

So, the trainer is you right? Oh, thats normal. Get over it your boss was just feeling good out of the blue bullying on you. Even changing your hair makes you look different. Think of it this way, If your bald you look like a grown up baby. If you have hair you look normal.

winkydog4056 16

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:18

Who does OP work for? The New York Skankies? Sounds like he's been Steinbrennered....

Parris83 9

Thursday 15 November 2012 11:07

Could you not have refused to cut your hair? Anyway, sorry your boss is an absolute fool! Hope you enjoy the look on his face when he figures out you're the "girly looking idiot"!