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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 22:00

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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Seething

By Roy - 25/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - 25/07/2018 19:00

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:14

Did you forgot to shave parts of your mustache?

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 15 February 2018 20:18

You did the Hitler salute didn't you? Bad move.

Comments

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:14

Did you forgot to shave parts of your mustache?

anthonygh5 9

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:35

Lawsuit

Platinum1Vortex 4

Friday 23 February 2018 17:42

Not really if other people from a company feel uncomfortable u can do that u are what's wrong with the world go die would ua

lukesick1 12

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:48

Show pic

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 15 February 2018 20:18

You did the Hitler salute didn't you? Bad move.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 15 February 2018 20:52

Please tell me you goose stepped out of the office afterwards!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 February 2018 1:11

I’ll bet you did Nazi that coming!

DraftHail614 17

Friday 16 February 2018 5:47

Very original.

tonyfan00 38

Friday 16 February 2018 5:55

So shave the mustache then!

Cameron Sylvester 11

Saturday 17 February 2018 22:28

On my high school football and wrestling teams they call me Hitler because of my haircut.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 17 February 2018 22:57

Karma police, arrest this girl; her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill...

5th_point_of_contact 8

Sunday 18 February 2018 8:30

Perhaps if you’d been wearing socks with sandals they wouldn’t have noticed the haircut?

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