By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Teach her to say weird things. Like: "Holy hand socks!" "Oh, potato!" (Potato is always the answer on the internet). "Well, ain't that a load of pickles?" "Well, politics..." We need more spontaneous weird people. Warning: she may make fun of you or be made fun of at school.

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Love how "Mother" is used even being from the UK I said it in my prim and proper British accent. Mother dearest, I need to use the throne, I fear I may need to crap.

I was cussing at that age and kept it from my mom all the way till adulthood. I'm surprised she told you.

At first I was like "Mother?" and then I saw the location of this post and it finally made sense. I assumed this took place in the U.S.A XD

My nephew came home from school one day at around that age and confided in me that he'd learnt a rude word at school. He said that he wasn't allowed to say it so he'd spell it. "Fuh uh kuh"! It was incredibly hard to not laugh with surprise. I just told him it's a very, very rude word and not to ever say it or he'll get in big trouble. Kids pick up all sorts at school these days!

ashley_mm 11

I guess some parents don't want their child saying that language !