By ggabrams - 17/08/2013 12:55 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ggabrams 14

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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ottokat 15

Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't **** with the polish!!

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

If hes seventeen i dont feel it was necessary for you to go running to the school. The school staff is there to acknowledge the serious problems so if you didnt recieve a phone call alerting you of an issue then whatever happened should be his business. Its not very helpful to a seventeen year old boy if his parents are always protecting him.

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Princesscarrot 0

Umm, #82, that was significantly irresponsibly minded. No matter what age they are, you NEVER stop caring and being a worried parent to your kid!!

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geko911 22

And if you think schools can actually do anything about bullying and the such - yes, I know, it's presumptuous of me to assume that's what the parent was thinking but what can I say, I am a brazen man - you're wholly mistaken.

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jadevv 12

Happened to me... But I was reading, sooo

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insanez58 11

damn poles, always hurting our children

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