By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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Llamassss 21

I would imagine that would be pretty painful.

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singer0421 32

He doesn't seem to be the smartest bird in the flock...

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perdix 29

The bright spot in this story is that your brother has a very promising future in sales or politics. The not-bright spot in this story is your boyfriend.

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Mshrodes 13

I highly doubt that the entire Canadian population is as naive and gullible as the bf (or at least I hope so). I mean, I don't like to call people dumb, but the boyfriend here sure isn't the sharpest pencil in the drawer.

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perdix 29

#55, all you need is 50% + 1 ;)

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akaiberry 15

Bird's don't drink milk 'specially human milk.. Hate to say it but your bf seems to lack quite a bit in the brains department.

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michelleJ11 25

I think we've all figured that out, but thank you for the input.

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The_Thinker 18

Your boyfriend seems a little bird-brained, to say the least.

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PenguinBitch 43

Surely if you did breast feed a parrot, your nipples will be a sore red color with signs of tearing. It's best to show your boyfriend, in fact, show us and we'll try to convince him for you.

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colvindj 22

I heard that breast milk is very nutritious for parrots.

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Nurd4lyfe 7

I want to know how in Christ's name that topic came up!

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pikachulove14 14

maybe this is a stupid question,but who would breast feed a parrot?

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Jezzikah 11

No one. Hence why the bf believing it is an fml

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Treveyon56 14

You never know. There are weird people out there. Some of which enjoy pain.

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