Animals: Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 00:10 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be." She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:20

I don't remember being that thick headed when I was 11...

LolOrDeath 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 9:23

So, was it meant to be?

Comments

kathryn14 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:25

Dumbest quote ever. For Pete's sake if you love something HOLD ON TO IT for dear LIFE

bob226 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:36

Hey it could have been you. ....

alliegraywords 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 11:24

I think she had seen that old Bigfoot movie from the '80s...

kunlunkid 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:50

Could have been worse. She could have heard the alternate version that goes "...if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

Frenchtony 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:52

Aaaaaand it's gone...

brittyboo123 35

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:22

I hope you can find the puppy.

colvindj 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:43

well, you do learn through trial and error.

fyl7899 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:11

37 - No one cares how you write. Sorry, I felt the need to feed the trolls.

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:27

That's awful to think about!

sierra_giggle 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 14:51

Everyone, im the daughter who let our new puppy out. I dont like that all of you are writing hatful comments about how stupid tweens are getting! So please stop!!!!!!