FML : Today, me and my boyfriend were in the middle of sex. Just after I orgasmed, we realised that we had knocked my phone and accidentally rung my mother....

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Today, me and my boyfriend were in the middle of sex. Just after I orgasmed, we realised that we had knocked my phone and accidentally rung my mother. We'd been on the phone for 26 seconds. FML

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You deserved it

By hegggie - / Sunday 8 January 2017 01:26 /

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By aggoden_bed | 9

#7386521 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 7:06

Be glad it wasn't a video call. Next time use a lockscreen,

By ThrottleJockey | 33

#7387087 - Thursday 12 January 2017 3:21

Can you hear me now?

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By aggoden_bed | 9

#7386521 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 7:06

Be glad it wasn't a video call. Next time use a lockscreen,

By ThrottleJockey | 33

#7387087 - Thursday 12 January 2017 3:21

Can you hear me now?

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