Today, me and my boyfriend were in the middle of sex. Just after...

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By hegggie - 08/01/2017 01:26

Today, me and my boyfriend were in the middle of sex. Just after I orgasmed, we realised that we had knocked my phone and accidentally rung my mother. We'd been on the phone for 26 seconds. FML

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aggoden_bed 9

Wednesday 11 January 2017 7:06

<p>Be glad it wasn't a video call. Next time use a lockscreen,</p>

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 12 January 2017 3:21

Can you hear me now?

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aggoden_bed 9

Wednesday 11 January 2017 7:06

<p>Be glad it wasn't a video call. Next time use a lockscreen,</p>

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 12 January 2017 3:21

Can you hear me now?

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