The illustrated FMLs

Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML

By Zit-Blues - / Monday 4 January 2010 13:50 / United States
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  Rakayum  |  0

i'm gonna be honest, that illustration looks like a monster that got a face full of bukkake, then became so sexually excited that it came out of the infinite penis heads on its back and is very interested in the guy its coming out of.

  Aah_Zombies  |  0

To 104:
Dude, how much anime porn do you watch? o.o
Anyways, awesome illustration for a yucky FML. It looks neat, even though a pimple normally doesn't sprout tentacles too.

  co9ol  |  0

why do you have to ruin the illusion? who cares if a pimple doesn't normally grow tentacles, they do in the illustration, so leave it be.

  JulietRose  |  10

Uh ... U really shouldn't be using toothpaste on your face. There is really hard chemicals in there. Think about it it's trying to whiten your teeth! U really wanna put that on your face?
I use honey.


Yo its simple, you got a big ass pimple,
on your temple, its an ample,
supply of puss on your towel, I would scream
so Simon Cowel, would fly me 2 LA on his owl,
if I saw the monster tumor, in real life id use the zoomer,
in my bionic eyes to see what doomed-her, but right now
I enjoy the humor


There once was this girl with a spot
No, she didn't like it a lot
She looked for advice, checked the magazines twice
But work, the advice truly did not.

On her head all the beauty was taken
By a zit, oh so small in the makin'
Then she uses toothpaste, to rid it at haste
the zit went inflamed and all breakin'

The toothpaste ain't worked like she hoped
Now she'll have to just try and cope
With looks and rude stares from guys everywhere
Thinking: she's hot, but that pimple? NOPE.

She seeked out the tips from a gazette
The paper just tricked her and let
The pimple get huge, like a gian deluge
And now that she cannot forget

Now what do we learn from this story?
Advice from mag's do not bring you glory
Just add to your trouble, like bursting your bubble
In a way that can be kinda gory

So, OP I say: YDI
Advice from magazines? Suicide!
They care about money, so they trick you, honey:
Next time, ask from your favorite guy!

But now, it is starting to be
Too late, so good night to me!
Hoping you learned so when, you need help again
You won't read poems by RC!!

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

They're also supposed to test a tiny amount on their chest or back to see how their skin reacts in similarly sensitive places.
My skin will get seriously effed up if I use toothpaste

By  _Sophia_  |  14

Doesn't work for everyone I'm afraid. You should have used tea tree oil or sudocrem.
Don't worry I've read worse, one girl put it all over her face and it went tomato red. Just cover it up with a eyedrops and a little concealer you'll be good to go.

By  Ripunzel  |  0

just try rubbing alcahol next time to dry it out and put a hot towel on it, and I mean REALY hot, I believe ya that your skin got irretated, if I use face wash with to much moisture or something I blister up, be carefull!

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