Miscellaneous: Today, it was my high school graduation. I brought my camera...

By keifer13 - 03/06/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. I brought my camera to capture these last memories, only to discover that the batteries were dead. When I got home and went to change them, I realized they were not dead, they were just put in the wrong way. FML

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By her0x3her0ine617 - 09/12/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML

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By Erasmus - 27/10/2008 03:27 - France

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

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By highschoolgrad - 08/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

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By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 05:00

Today, having my hands full with dog leashes, I hooked a lamp to my jacket to find my way in the dark. The first time I bent over, it fell, burst open and spilled its batteries, so I had to go back and get another flashlight, whose batteries promptly started to fade once I was trying to reassemble the first one. FML

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By Boob - 07/01/2010 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 19:51 - Canada

Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML

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By stupidlights - 07/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML

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Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:02

this is just lame

cody12341 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:15

Graduated from high school but can't check batteries... You fail

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ajbb8393 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:17

How is this a fml and your an idiot

kylek61294 1

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:51

*"How is this an FML? You're an idiot"

jaredjc51 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:18

Agree with #10

ilikeboys 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:19

i'm sure you can still get pictures from your friends and such. THEY probably knew how to put batteries in a camera...

StoneColdNigga 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:19

My grandma without arms can put batteries correctly into her camera

sk8ratfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:20

Wen camera not working check the little signs in the battery pockets to put the battery in. Agree wit #10

may_cause_fail 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:21

That's usually the first thing you should check. >> Fail.

plethora 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:22

Dumb shit. You always check that sort of stuff BEFORE you leave the house. YDI.

littlemisslee 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:23

Sucks. Whoever moderates must be retarded I've submitted WAAAY funnier and true shit than this.

purple4reina 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:28

and they let you graduate high school?

lollala 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:30

That is SSOOO not funny Why do u ever bother

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