Health: Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems...

By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Drive

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Mr. Headshot - 25/04/2011 05:01

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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Holly_GoLightly 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake

minidonut54 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:20

she DID buy something storemade D:

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scateice 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:13

#21 and #25, haha yea I hate it when I think I'm first but by the time I click "Spill the beans!" a bunch of people beat me to it ]:(

miss_understood8 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:14

You are really nice for thinking of her, and it sucks that you got sick! :( FYL! Feel better.

NonImmigrant 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:15

LOL Th4ts r teh m0stZ Hi1ari0uz th1ngz Ive 3v3r h3rd in my lif3!

iJack 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:18

Just think, you'll probably laugh at this later when you are rich and famous with her.

miss_understood8 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:23

andd... i forgot to add: you can get food poisoning from mixes because they get poisonous spores in them and you can get really sick. Also, it could be possibly not cooked all the way. AND! when you cook eggs, the salmonella goes away. :) just helping, not judging!