Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric...

By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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By Lost - 14/01/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 04:51 - Australia - Forestville

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

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xohxbrittanyrae 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age

pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

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TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:12

To the point, u have lousy parents, hope they at least got u a cake! At least ur little sister wasn't selfish, she could've kept her toothbrush LOL but FYL though, I feel bad 4 u, ur birthday is supposed to be the best!

LostHope 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:12

I moderated this one. Look at the bright side: at least u wont get bored while brushing ur teeth

MattBC97 4

Friday 6 April 2012 19:52

What's the point of saying "I moderated this one"?

blueflare21 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:14

Ouch but at least your sister cared enough for you maybe there's a surprise later on tonight with your family or friends maybe a party or so

Trebek 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:15

Better than sticking the Jonas Brothers in your mouth.

paintedlove 1

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:00

i bet millions would stick the jonas brothers in their mouth.

ttorigibson 2

Monday 7 February 2011 14:24

'The Jonas Brothers can stick it in my mouth' I'm surprised no one's said it yet

Kozzy333 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:15

#12- Nobody cares if you moderated this one.

Kylias 6

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:18

@14 has a point, na.

SoCalSoldierRR 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:18

So when's the party?!!

Dopehead666 21

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:19

Awh I'm sorry! Hannah Montana sucks! At least I'm lucky enough to have a Carebear one =) I'm sure anyone would pick Carebears over a twat.

krystal_love 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:19

Hahah, sucks for you.

jewjewbee 6

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:19

Hmm...I hate to burst your sad little bubble, but those things are like $5 at CVS. And, saddest of all, they don't vibrate! It was a nice thought though.