Miscellaneous: Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the...

By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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By Jesus - 21/04/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

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By honeynuggetviolin - 01/05/2013 00:31

Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML

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By Anonymous Pillock - 30/04/2014 22:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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You deserved it 698

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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You deserved it 23 480

By CircleBruise - 08/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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You deserved it 80 441

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By really dog - 14/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I was playing guitar at a party, and girls were into me. I'm alright at guitar but by no means an expert. Some kid who was practically a wizard took a turn playing. He could play almost any song on the fly. He made me look so bad that I've never had so many girls in one room be embarrassed to have talked to me. FML

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You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

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awdorable 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL. Next time, say 'POSITIVE' Feedback, that would be better, dude.

dearViena 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:37

people are always rude. don't mind them

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ohsnapelenaaa 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:06

Ouch man. I'm sorry, FYL! But hey, at least it was a beautiful day today.

HowlingMadDog 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:12

I am not musicaly inclined, but I always believed you got the best 'feedback' by placing the michrophone in the worst postion in relation to the speakers?

lawlkat 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:33

FMLWrestler your an idiot, your wrong about musicians, go look up Dimebag Darrel, or Robert Lowe, or anything that is not mainstream music. Or what you consider to be good music and look at those band's musicians. Not every one is perfectly skinny and behind collard shirts. Your an idiot.

atomick 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:52

There is nothing worse than some douche bag with an acoustic guitar. It doesn't matter what the situation. Nobody wants to hear it. Seriously. NOBODY wants to hear it. You should pull an Elliot Smith and stab yourself multiple times in the chest until you die. Have I mentioned that nobody wants to hear you play your stupid guitar; you douche bag? Nobody. Wants. To. Hear. It. Stop.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:22

Who cares what those losers think? If they can't be bothered to give a real opinion instead of an insult, then they don't deserve one second of your time.

Art_Vandeley 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:29

#65 has the right idea.

csd_fml 5

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:03

People can be incredibly mean to those trying to learn and improve. I've yet to understand why. Been there. FYL... but keep trying, maybe in a different more tolerant city?

Kitty34_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:35

Not to be rude, but if I go to a park or some other public place, I probably don't want to hear some guy playing his guitar. Go in your backyard or something next time? If you want feedback, play at a local bar or somewhere that has Open Mic Night.

hawkloverr 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 20:58

Wow, that's pretty lame. I'm sorry. I don't know why so many people are so uninterested in life and have to do rude shit like that. I would have given you legit. feedback :)

hawkloverr 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:00

by the way #40, you must listen to very mainstream music if you think that all musicians have "sleek" figures and are conventionally attractive (or attractive at all).