Miscellaneous: Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a... - FML

By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 04:01

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

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Happy Birthday baby!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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Birthday Boy

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:59

rent at 16...? fyl op. :(

ReginaFalange_fml 13

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:01

16?? is that even legal underage?

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Mrs_Nevermind 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:19

Your parents are c*nts. Plain and simple. Oh, #12, not only are you very right, but your comment made me giggle. Sure, living on your own is hard financially but it's rewarding in other aspects. I moved out 4 years ago (18), and never looked back.

IgETbANNED 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:19

LOL! @12 your daughters face looks messed up just like yours!!All f***ed up!

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:19

*clapping hands* Just wait till you see what you are getting for Christmas!

RKftw68 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:20

that's kinda illegal... ya know child abuse and what not

VivaLaCobra22 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:13

I didn't know asking for rent was child abuse..

mintcar 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:20

Aw, I am terribly sorry OP. This makes me appreciate my parents. I'm 21, I live at home and I can't imagine having to pay bills. FYL.

iMOTHERHUMPERi 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:20

i just wanna live the rest of my life with nobody, barely pullin through. and then die

wombledn 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:21

its time to buy a car, move out, and live in already said car. better buy a hatchback if you plan on carrying on the family name

iMOTHERHUMPERi 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:23

igetbanned. dont joke About someones kid

satomi_ishida 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:27

22 - You just made a fatal mistake. I hope you enjoy hell. Never, ever say anything bad about Doc's cute daughter.

patridge 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:27

i think its a hint to you know.... get a job or make a living in a condom recycling plant

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