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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML

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You deserved it 6 422

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 396

Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - 01/01/2015 05:25 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML

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You deserved it 10 494

By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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You deserved it 5 315

By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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You deserved it 6 618

Sounds wonderful

By Loner - 05/12/2021 14:00

Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML

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You deserved it 225

By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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You deserved it 21 922

Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 506

By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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You deserved it 3 393

noncomposmentis 6

Monday 9 January 2012 18:53

Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.

Savra_fml 17

Monday 9 January 2012 19:20

That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.

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geod69 8

Monday 9 January 2012 22:47

I'm a dog man

Akharr01 5

Monday 9 January 2012 22:52

I'm so happy for you!! But how does your cat feel??

attaboy368 20

Monday 9 January 2012 22:53

Did your cats get you anything nice to celebrate the day?

eatsleepjb 8

Monday 9 January 2012 23:01

At least it's only a year...some people have been cat ladys for their whole life!

eatsleepjb 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:26

*ladies..yes I beat the grammar natzies to it!

eatsleepjb 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:00

Wow fail lol ***Nazis

Jewnut 0

Monday 9 January 2012 23:06

I like being single

kitkatknicknack 12

Monday 9 January 2012 23:55

I don't :P

Nolnah 14

Monday 9 January 2012 23:15

you guys gunna have ice cream cake?

kimmi41509 10

Monday 9 January 2012 23:23

I love cats :3

Chloeee1995 1

Monday 9 January 2012 23:29

Pshhh that's not an FML! That's a like!

silentspilla 0

Monday 9 January 2012 23:38

bitch u fukn crazy, EHARMONY that shit so ur cats rnt as pathetic as u r

Christianf95 5

Monday 9 January 2012 23:51

Keep your head up. Things will get better

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Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML

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Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

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Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 325

You deserved it 3 911

Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML

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Today, my sausage dog ate my cat's turds and barfed them all over my bed. Try convincing the girl you just brought home to get into bed after that. FML

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Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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Same thing different taste

Happy New Year to all the cats out there

Sounds wonderful

Sick move, bro

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