Work: Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there,...

By Oli974 - 22/10/2015 13:08 - France - N?ves-parmelan

Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

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marcranger 28

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:31

I can't wait to read their FMLs when they find out.

Mackade 18

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:31

Bring it up during the interview using their wording.

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TheGreatCompo 11

Friday 20 November 2015 8:48

This was just beautiful! Cheesy, but beautiful!

wjohn717 13

Monday 18 January 2016 7:24

I'm not sure if this should be an f your life, or f their life

skull_palm 7

Sunday 11 September 2016 7:04

I think it's more FTL

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