Love: Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to...

By toobad - 29/11/2011 19:29 - Canada

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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You deserved it 3 423

By sick and lonely - 27/08/2016 03:19 - United States - Rockford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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You deserved it 3 843

By sadguyme - 22/10/2012 07:31 - United States - Turlock

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 111

Happy New Year, maybe

By boardAtTheHospital - 01/01/2022 05:00

Today, I'm home alone and it blows, especially since my wife has to stay at the hospital to get chemo, and I can't stay with her. FML

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You deserved it 95

By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 2 893

By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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You deserved it 4 356

Ungrateful

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 18:00

Today, I did the whole 'rose petals, takeaway Chinese, favourite wine, and movie' thing. As soon as my wife got home, she said, “Great, now I have to sweep up rose petals, I’m not in the mood for Chinese, I was saving that wine, and I watched that movie last week.” I officially give up even trying. FML

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You deserved it 251

The money is still yours

By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 14:01

Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML

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You deserved it 158

mibrahim01 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:30

Was she cheating on you with the TV?

Philliesfan9391 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:32

That's why they have television on computers now.

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springbok_fml 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:34

Did you get to keep the hot chocolate?

mnmolino 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:34

That's why you go to your friends house n watch tv

DeiterBug 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:49

Are you really from north pole?

mk58 31

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:54

28, you didn't know?! She's one of Santa's elves. Shhhhh, don't tell anyone.

mnmolino 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:26

I'll tell Santa if you tell anybody

rushgirl 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:59

yup totally she has amazing sex with penguins everyday

binga1496 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:06

Penguins live at the south pole.

carlosantana0219 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:46

What I'm wondering is what's one of Santa's Elves dong on FML this time of year? I swear I've seen you comment on more than a dozen FML posts.

onedayinamsterda 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:04

I thought that was funny! Thks for the chuckle!

TipOfTheHat 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:35

Best to watch on the computer then! It'll do for today!

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:37

But baby it's cold outside :(

clumsylittleme 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:37

AwW, I'm sorry OP. You deserve better.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:37

Doesn't sound like she's worth it.

clumsylittleme 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:38

Aww, I'm sorry OP. You deserve better than her.

AzWolf 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:39

So...find yourself a new woman and buy a new television. Get a life!

bananagrams 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:21

Get a life!? This man used to have a TV and a woman- at the same time! You have to give him some props

TokinUp 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:22

Maybe #23 should brush his teeth and shave that goddamn squirrel off his face...

btstig 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:13

Maybe 130 should get a ******* haircut and learn some respect.

emwil823 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:16

Omg. HAHAHAHAHA!

dhardesty23 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:40

dumb bitch didn't grab the hot chocolate though #win

Peach3 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:40

The grammar in your FML is deplorable. That being said, I'm sorry for you.

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