Intimacy: Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away.... - FML

By dr.mantistobagon - 27/08/2014 22:03 - United States - South Burlington

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Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

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By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

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Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By ConcerneddSapphic - 21/05/2022 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

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Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By Jack - 08/07/2011 15:10 - United States

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Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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By tftm - 05/01/2013 05:37 - United States - Elmhurst

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Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML

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uniformed 13

Thursday 28 August 2014 12:41

Nice free ****!

xivoricbutterfly 25

Thursday 28 August 2014 12:45

Why are you complaining?

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brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:42

His older collection might be worth something.

Sakuraashita 15

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:19

A lot of people seem to be missing that OP appears to be female. Why would a girl want her grandfather's ****? (I mean unless she's gay, maybe...but that would probably still be weird for her.)

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 28 August 2014 16:24

A lot of girls like **** too. Even if she isn't gay, a lot of straight girls like straight **** and even lesbian ****. (But I agree that the fact it used to belong to her grandpa would probably put her off)

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:27

Pornucopia!

sartrow 8

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:30

good ol gramps : )

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:31

Well let's hope he did a one year prescription not a three or five

synamin 11

Thursday 28 August 2014 16:23

Lol. Gramps was a freak huh?

tony1891 22

Thursday 28 August 2014 16:27

nudie magazine day!

grant_erict 2

Thursday 28 August 2014 16:36

Hahaha grandpa!!!! Come on grandpa!!

SirTalkaton 22

Thursday 28 August 2014 18:01

Grandmas Gone Wild?

noah_1234 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 18:51

and how do you feel about that

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