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By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 May 2013 10:52 / United States
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I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

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Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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4 - There definitely is a position for a naked person and, depending on the boss's predilections, a tight ass might not be a con, if you know what I mean ;-)

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Just pick up the phone in front of the dog and call a Chinese buffet, telling them you have a "you know what" for their menu. That should scare your dog.

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Actually, some companies have multiple interviews of candidates they're serious about hiring and who may be qualified for more than one position. OP should simply go with her next best clothing option. As someone else said, the person makes the outfit, not the otherway round.

That sucks OP! My dog does the same. They have to be trained better! Hopefully you had something even better to wear then what you picked out :)

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Sometimes dogs randomly misbehave. We had a dog who was good for five years then suddenly started shitting in the house everyday for no reason. I don't get why it's a FML though. It sucks losing the clothes but il sure there's another outfit OP can wear to the interview.

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