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By ToTheLeftToTheRight - 11/11/2017 02:43

Today, in Driver’s Ed class I was driving, I was supposed to take a right and took and took a left, their were cars both ways. I cried later in the day. FML.

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IAmClay 24

Sunday 12 November 2017 14:12

This is OP, I used an anonymous account for some reason. It was a stressful day, but nobody got hurt. My teacher was a bit mad but that’s it. I cried because of other stuff in the day

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IAmClay 24

Sunday 12 November 2017 14:12

This is OP, I used an anonymous account for some reason. It was a stressful day, but nobody got hurt. My teacher was a bit mad but that’s it. I cried because of other stuff in the day

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