Miscellaneous: Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I...

By SpeakerPhone - 14/11/2009 17:31 - France

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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By Badhairday - 11/06/2015 23:14 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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By embarrassed much - 27/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML

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By thankyouforcalling - 01/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Bremerton

Today, the phone lines at work have been cutting out in the middle of calls. I'm a receptionist at an animal hospital. I now have less than two minutes to figure out what's wrong with a client's pet and how best to schedule them before I become "That rude bitch who hung up on me." FML

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By yolo is for shitheads - 09/10/2012 16:07 - United States

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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By panther of the desert - 02/05/2012 21:58 - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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TheNeonDuckie 0

Monday 3 October 2011 4:43

Does that stand for " You Totally ******* Deserved It Mate"?

Flamersplamer 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:04

haha YTFDIM for leaving speakerphone on.

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:51

just wondering honestly how did you not know it was on speaker? isn't it loud?

Spitfire86 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:06

the point is they weren't expecting the salon to be concidered an important call

Jewelofagal 2

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:26

You have big corporate meetings on Saturdays?

kxs401 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:27

Ew, what kind of disgusting woman has hair growing from anywhere but her head and eyebrows? I know from all of the **** I watch that women are completely hairless from the eyebrows down. Also, they have giant plastic breasts.

Spitfire86 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:37

oh please. I worked in a strip club and with **** stars. ALL WOMEN GET INGROWNS. It suck thats why we get it taken care of to look good for our men. We shave, wax, use chemical warfare and lasers.

leoofbodom 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:12

i loled and i dont lol at much

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:27

LASERS PEW PEW PEW

Dannielleroset 11

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:35

He was obviously being sarcastic

cburkhar 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:37

I think that hairspray takes off permanent marker too...

clockworkrainbow 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:09

What's the big deal? So people know you have an ingrown hair. Your co-workers should be embarrassed for giggling over something that trivial. Your peers are retarded, F Their Lives for being immature and stupid.

yoyomasters 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:18

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 22:40

Fire your secretary. From a cannon. Just sayin' :]

patticake1601 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:23

Its not the secretaries fault that her boss is an idiot, you had no idea who was on the phone yet you put it on loudspeaker? you are one huuuge dumbass!!

n_london 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:17

why the **** do you need to make an appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair? are you that lazy and vain that you have to pay someone else to perform the most basic hygiene tasks for you? do you have a separate "beautician" who brushes your teeth at night? getting rid of ingrown hairs is not pleasant and can be painful, but it's certainly something you can do by yourself. i guess unless it is really huge, but i don't see how that could even happen. this fml is just weird to me.