Miscellaneous: Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months...

By MLS - 14/02/2009 23:19 - United States

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:56

You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.

raptorjebus 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:10

Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.

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RamMan02 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 8:36

ashhiieeslifesuc 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 15:21

mine are AAA gay right

yake12 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 18:46

my teachers name is phil hiscock

DAN7IEL 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 19:09

I'm lost.... are his initials fml or what? he has me super confused

laxgirl3 0

Friday 9 July 2010 6:09

I no a guy named mike oc

livetodisco 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 10:01

That is actually sort of sweet!

hoyoyofml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 9:00

my initials are D.D ..... just saying

Sora_McKain 36

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:57

Got you beat, mine our DDD =/

hoyoyofml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 9:03

the advantage is, if u buy something from the fml store. tada ur initials r already on it

anthongg 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:58

you are sexy

macncheeseyo 0

Monday 4 October 2010 5:53

my friend's initials are smd. :) my initials are so boring!

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Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML

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Today, a girl I despise from our group of best girlfriends, who just moved in with another, has showed her true colors. I smelled her bipolar disorder in our group interactions and took a step back, but was afraid to say something to the two other girls like, hey, she's unstable. Now she thinks she's in the group. FML

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Today, I haven’t spoken to my husband in a week, and when I finally spoke to him he thanked me because he’s gotten so much work done round the house, caught up on all his paperwork for his job, and reconnected with his Xbox friends. I didn’t realise I was such a fucking distraction. FML

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Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML

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Today, I got home from work to the news my daughter and stepson are dating, and having sex, which is weird but not illegal, since they’re not related. My wife however is blaming me, because I apparently didn’t let her discipline them harshly enough when they were teenagers. FML

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Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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