Health: Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called...

By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:45

I think #2 is ******* retarded, who agrees with me?

MrSexyPants 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:23

Maybe you hallucinated all of that happening.

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snoot 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:11

I'M JUST A POOR BOY

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:43

from a poor family spare me this life with these monstrosities

MostAwesome 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:28

I wasn't hungovered. I really was sick. My hallucinations were weird voices that i heard like drums and trombones and flies. Also i saw weird faces on the wall. I haven't hungovered before in home. Yeah, ofcourse I have drinked alcohol before, and two times mom has discovered that, but at both of these times it was just a glass of cider. Also i showed her the termometer, and still she didn't believe me. Also, thank you for good wishes.

MostAwesome 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:30

She once asked me, if i'm pregnant.

Quall1357 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:57

your mom is an ass for saying that. and if your having hallucinations you should seriously go to the hospital. just a thought.

ImHunter75 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:09

Well,atleast its not mothers day;)

sourspraykay 8

Monday 20 June 2011 0:33

Where the hell is Estonia?

Clover2009 0

Monday 20 June 2011 3:55

Google it & take a damn World Geography class.

mk58 31

Monday 20 June 2011 22:20

You really need to learn how to use an atlas. Or even better, Google Maps. Or should I put it in your language for you? You is STUPID.

Kvinnohelvete 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:54

In Europe. Right beneath Finland and in between Sweden and Russia.

kilarbos 14

Sunday 20 July 2014 1:23

141 wow you're a special kind of stupid

Clover2009 0

Monday 20 June 2011 3:53

I think if my child had a fever and claimed to be hallucinating, regardless of why, I would take them to the hospital and help any way I could. FYL for having such a bitch of a mother.