Animals: Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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Earplugs

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:09

Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*

jstorie95 8

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:04

Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to

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reiichan 18

Monday 6 October 2014 4:54

Am I the only person that finds that oddly adorable?

Kyp_kingofhearts 12

Monday 6 October 2014 6:09

mice are cute

8313girl 28

Monday 6 October 2014 13:38

Yeah I know that this is no comparison but I used to have a puppy that would do that too. He'd chew my hair if I laid down on the carpet. He somehow got outside the house and was killed when he ran into traffic. I still miss him. Anyway, back to the cute baby mouse. Poor thing didn't know any better. Probably was just playing around and wondering what made the human scream so loud.

beaverteaser 16

Monday 6 October 2014 5:03

ohhhhhhh toodles

brendejafulable 41

Monday 6 October 2014 5:03

How about you live in a clean environment? Nasty bitches.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 6 October 2014 5:09

Did you name him Mickey? (Or Minnie if it's a girl mouse)

AyCarambaNina 3

Monday 6 October 2014 5:26

lol this totally made my day

Kougeru 12

Monday 6 October 2014 5:38

This is the most FML worthy FML I've seen tbh

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 6 October 2014 6:25

I don't think you've seen many, then.

KatyLarae 13

Monday 6 October 2014 5:50

Mouse: shh it's just a dream, go back to sleep... *gnaws on hair some more*

joshi42 16

Monday 6 October 2014 5:57

Get a cat.

ostfaiz 18

Monday 6 October 2014 6:05

u must b scared, time to fix up traps n clean ur bedroom

Artures_way1 23

Monday 6 October 2014 6:21

Get it and taie it as a pet! That would be so awesome!

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