By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
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txgirl09 5

OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/

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cj7geojeep 0

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P

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tsim_fml 0

I don't see much of a problem. If it had gotten on your phone or something well then it would suck but just wait for it to dry.

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HiddenMonkey 8

I drink water every time I wake up and haven't once spilled a bottle of water. Your just that terrible with drinking water that you missed your mouth ^_^ thank you and come again

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lidsthesquid 4

Or they knocked it over in their sleep....

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dirtbiker267 0

Oh my gosh you've never spilled water so your criticizing someone else.... All I can say is proud of you (sarcasm)

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Frankly i'm amazed by the fact you somehow didnt realize you were drenched in water at some point in the night

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chickenwalrus 14

i know, don't you hate getting wet in your sleep!?

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pondermuse 5

Get yourself one of those baby drink bottles. And you should probably wear diapers to sleep too...

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lidsthesquid 4

You seem very organised, do you use this method?

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dirtbiker267 0

Well of course he uses that method he sleeps in his moms room

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ajjucool 0

it seems more like you pee'd in your sleep.

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saIty 17

OR someone knocked you out while you were drinking water, and planned to drown you. However as he was drowning you God told him no, so now you're alive. But, your's sound more reasonable.

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Savra_fml 17

No OP, this is not what a wet dream should be like. You just wet the bed.

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Jewdazking23 5

Riddle me this, if he has a water bottle by his bed doesn't that give a hint. and when u piss the bed, you dont get it all over you, its just in that one spot. And the guy said he woke up soaked in WATER

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Savra_fml 17

I said wet the bed, not piss the bed. Water is wet. If he was soaked, part of the bed would also be wet, no? But, interpret how you like, makes no difference to me.

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