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Illustration is totally cute and short and to the point! :D LOVE IT! :] (Though the one with the kittens a few weeks ago was just as good, but I love kittens so... :3.)

alex_vik 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:24

This really didn't need an illustration to **** with it. It was short, sweet, and to the point.

3pennyprophet 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:07

Which is precisely why it was chosen for an illustration.

Bud_fml 16

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:02

Fail

Syn_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:44

Awful illustration.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:11

Seeing as you can't count, I would guess that yes, you are eight.

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