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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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Murdered

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 19:56 - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck, so I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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Ready for the grill!

By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00

Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML

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Jord_Fox 14

Tuesday 26 May 2015 0:19

Your fish are cool

harjotxo 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 0:38

Aw so sorry, RIP fish :(

Comments

idxntgiveafxck 17

Tuesday 26 May 2015 14:07

fish are friends, not food*

bigdog80 10

Tuesday 26 May 2015 14:24

exotic fish sticks for dinner!

ima_velociraptor 6

Tuesday 26 May 2015 18:03

What types of fish were they OP?

Sergei_Borodov 0

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:08

Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

wyverntail 15

Thursday 28 May 2015 15:23

I bet some drunk person put it in the freeze because he didn't want the fish to go bad

cheshireau 26

Friday 29 May 2015 13:29

While I love this site, there are some FML's that have me wish it was possible to unread something.

Drosophila82 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 8:42

Animal cruelty is not funny

awesomeamandas 37

Monday 18 January 2016 2:50

my concern is the size of the tank. if it's small enough to fit inside a freezer, even a larger type of freezer, and it's small enough to be carried to a freezer the tank is way too small to hold the amount of fish you have. unless over half the water was drained, which I highly doubt because that takes a rather long time, there's no possible way this could have happened, except with a team of people carrying it. even a 10 gallon tank is extremely heavy.